If you watch it backwards

April 23, 2011 § 1 Comment

If you watch Snow White backwards, it’s about a woman’s abusive boyfriend giving her the Kiss of Death and forcing her to live with dwarfs.

If you watch Michael Jackson backwards, it’s a miracle story of a rich white pedophile who magically transforms into a sane black man.

If you watch the Justin Bieber movie backwards, you’ll have to let me know how it goes because I didn’t watch it going forwards.

If you watch Bruce Almighty backwards, it’s about God failing to answer anyone’s prayers and handing the job over to Morgan Freeman.

If you watch Twilight backwards, the movie still sucks.

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